This is the funniest, but most true post I have ever seen from a web designer talking about working with clients.
# I am not your host.
# I don’t have a clue why your computer isn’t working.
# Make up your dang mind, is it design one, two, or three.
# I can’t start building your web site until you let me know what you want.
# Your design will be done when you pay me.
# No your site will not go back up until you pay your bill.
# You don’t own the design until you pay me.
# There are no such things as FREE updates.
# If you say that you want me to just design the site however I think is best, trust my judgment and stop telling me how to design your site.
# I cannot read your mind! Throw me a freaking bone.
# I am not getting paid to write your content.
# That is just filler text.
